#AddTheRockImproveAnything

@midnight #AddTheRockImproveAnything Horrible disfiguring scar in the shape of Dwayne The Rock Johnson
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2016

@midnight #AddTheRockImproveAnything Two girls, one cup, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2016

@midnight #AddTheRockImproveAnything Dwayne The Rock Johnson brand barfsicles
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2016

#StarWarsSongs

@midnight #StarWarsSongs Snoke On The Water
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2016

@midnight #StarWarsSongs Baba Fett O'Reilly
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2016

@midnight #StarWarsSongs Freaky Black Greedo by Mos Eisley Def
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2016

@midnight #StarWarsSongs Rey of Lightsaber by Madonnaboo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2016

@midnight #StarWarsSongs Watto's Goin' On?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2016

#MillennialBooks

@midnight #MillennialBooks Tobey Dick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

@midnight #MillennialBooks Finnigan's Waze
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

@midnight #MillennialBooks Gone With The Windows ME
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

@midnight #MillennialBooks Huckleberry Fitbit
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

@midnight #MillennialBooks 1984 Likes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

@midnight #MillennialBooks Green Eggs And Spam
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

@midnight #MillennialBooks Jane Eyre BnB
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 6, 2016

#MomSong

@midnight #MomSongs Stairway to Heaven Help Me I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2016

@midnight #MomSongs I Just Called To Say I Think You Need To Find A Better Job.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2016

@midnight #MomSongs The Sound of Silence (Is What I Hear Because You Never Call)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2016

@midnight #MomSongs Calm Like A Mom
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2016

@midnight #MomSong Ma Humps
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2016

#MakeAQuoteDirty

This was the show that i was on as one of the "Tag Team Tuesday" partners. I assumed that it was just to shut me up because i was tweeting too many hashtag war tweets.

@midnight #MakeAQuoteDirty Ask not what your country can do for you, ask how you can do your country.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2016

@midnight #MakeAQuoteDirty Ask not what your cunt can do for you, ask what you can do for your cunt.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2016

@midnight #MakeAQuoteDirty Mr. Gorbachev, tear off my clothes!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2016

@midnight #MakeAQuoteDirty We hold these truths to be self-pleasuring...
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2016

@midnight #MakeAQuoteDirty We choose to do these things not because they're easy, but because we're hard and horny.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2016

#PromIn3Words

@midnight #PromIn3Words Dad bought date
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

@midnight #PromIn3Words Wha, huh, who?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

@midnight #PromIn3Words Single dance move
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

@midnight #PromIn3Words Herpes for everyone!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

@midnight #PromIn3Words The Prom Queef
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

@midnight #PromIn3Words Overpriced crappy tux
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

@midnight #PromIn3Words Horny little sister
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2016

#ElderlySciFi

@midnight #ElderlySciFi Ow My Back to the Future
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi Attack of the 50 Foot Goiter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi Live, Die, That's It
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi V for Vasectomy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi Bil & Ted's Excellent Adventure with Medicare
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi Robopop
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi 21 Grammas
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi The World's Depends
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

@midnight #ElderlySciFi Inside Gout
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 13, 2016

#MakeASongWhiter

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Have The Power
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Back In White
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Gin and Vermouth
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Baby Got Bonds
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Total Eclipse of the Hardwick @hardwick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

Chris Hardwick himself actually responded to this tweet!

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter An Even Whiter Shade Of Pale
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Sittin' On The Dock Of Michael Bay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Bills, Bills, Bills... all paid!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

@midnight #MakeASongWhiter Tofurmation, by Ultimate Frisbeyonce
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2016

#OneLetterOffFoods

"Jiffy Poo" makes me laugh.

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Porn Pops
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Rape Nuts
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Hostess Cum Cakes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Fuck a l'Orange
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Anything from Dairy Queef
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Jiffy Poo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Lice Krispies
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Mountain Ew
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods When it comes to Peanut Butter, choosy mothers choose Jiz.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Milky Wax
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Dank Chocolate
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Fluffer Neuter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Wonder Breed
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Brain Flakes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Ham And Egos
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Ham Socks
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Baked Bris
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Crap Cakes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

@midnight #OneLetterOffFoods Spittles (or Shittles)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 18, 2016

#MySummerPlans

@midnight #MySummerPlans Killing the white whale
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2016

@midnight #MySummerPlans Ending social injustice, striving for world peace... ah, fuck it, just sitting on a beach.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2016

@midnight #MySummerPlans Taking that vacation to Labia Majora that i've always wanted!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2016

@midnight #MySummerPlans Vacationing on Alderaan!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2016

#RuinAKidsShow

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow once again, Homicidal Animaniacs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

(I used this same one for #MakeTVShowsEvil on April 20.)

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Dora the Exploder
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Booby Tunes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow The Flintstoners
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Mr. Roger's Ghetto
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Gay I. Joe
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Multiplication Cock
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Mr. Roger's Gentrifying Hipster Neighborhood
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Thomas the Spank Engine
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Curious George Bush
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Bleeding Rainbow
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Phineas and Herb
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Pee Wee's Slayhouse
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Yo Grabba Grabba
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Drugrats
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Bill Nye the Philandering Guy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Teleboobies
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Clarissa Explains Sex
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Pinky and the Brain Cancer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

@midnight #RuinAKidsShow Teenage Mutant Ninja Buttholes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 20, 2016

#CollegeCelebs

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Gerald Fordham
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Middlebureese Witherspoon
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Heath Colledger
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Russel Brandeis
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Rice Dallas Howard
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Jon Hammilton
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Fredonia Savage
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Mason Lee (star of My Name is Earlham)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs Pearl Bucknell
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs LiberT-Pain
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs UConnye West
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

@midnight #CollegeCelebs U. of 2 : Larry Mullin Jr. College, Gradam Clayton, The Colledge, and The Sorbonno.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 24, 2016

#BoringBlockbusters

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters Muncie Indiana Jones
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters Ironing Man
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters Transacceptancers
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters The Muppets Take Valium
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters X-Men Chapped Lips
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters Graders of the Lost Ark
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters The Empire Strides Back
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters The Hitchhikers Guide to East Passaic, NJ
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters Mild Mild West
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

@midnight #BoringBlockbusters The Slow and the Serious
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 25, 2016

#ComicBookTVShows

"The Oddly Normal Couple" was liked by Otis Frampton, The creator of the comic book Oddly Normal.

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows The X-Men Factor
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows Captain America's Got Talent
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows Where's It At Midnight, Sugar Kat?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows Veep for Vendetta
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows Let The Right One Inside Amy Schumer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows Dr. Ken Doom
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookTVShows The Oddly Normal Couple
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 26, 2016

#MillionaireSongs

@midnight #MillionaireSongs Started from the Boardroom
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 27, 2016

@midnight #MillionaireSongs Trust Fund in the Wind
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 27, 2016

@midnight #MillionaireSongs Bills On Parade
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 27, 2016

@midnight #MillionaireSongs Yacht Stuff
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 27, 2016