#wintersongs

#wintersongs @midnight Heart of Cold
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Skis So Fine
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Freezebird
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Fox On The Ski Run
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Puck The Police
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Go Telemark It On The Mountain
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Please Fleece Me
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Glove Me Do
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Once Mitten, Ice Shy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight The Sleet Goes On
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#wintersongs @midnight Edge Of Seventeen Below Zero
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 4, 2017

#MonkeyMovies

I really like Rambonobo.

#MonkeyMovies @midnight Rambonobo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 5, 2017

#MonkeyMovies @midnight Inception, but with monkeys
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 5, 2017

#MonkeyMovies @midnight Easy Ape
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 5, 2017

#MonkeyMovies @midnight A Clockwork Orangutan
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 5, 2017

#MonkeyMovies @midnight Dirty Rotten Mandrills
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 5, 2017

#HealthierCelebs

#HealthierCelebs @midnight David Crossfit
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#HealthierCelebs @midnight Malcolm Xercise
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#HealthierCelebs @midnight Wil WholeWheaton @wilw
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#HealthierCelebs @midnight Vegan Michael Key
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#HealthierCelebs @midnight Johnny Bench-press
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#HealthierCelebs @midnight Yoga-Matt LeBlanc
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#HealthierCelebs @midnight Colonic Ferrel
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 6, 2017

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie @midnight Beaches (of Normandy)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 10, 2017

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie @midnight Dead Poets Primitive Society
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 10, 2017

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie @midnight Pretty Woman's March On Washington
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 10, 2017

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie @midnight Death Race Riots 2000
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 10, 2017

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie @midnight Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 10, 2017

#AddHistoryImproveAMovie @midnight Death Becomes Hercules
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 10, 2017

#HipHopHarryPotter

I don't know enough hip hop songs or artists to really go wild on this one, but i think the Beastie Boys one is great. Also, why didn't i think of Sirius Blackalicious?

#HipHopHarryPotter @midnight Fantastic Beastie Boys and Where to Find Them
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 11, 2017

#HipHopHarryPotter @midnight NWA (NEWTs With Attitude)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 11, 2017

#HipHopHarryPotter @midnight Mista Dobby-lina, Mista Bob Dobby-lina
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 11, 2017

#HipHopHarryPotter @midnight Nimbusta Rhymes 2000
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 11, 2017

#RuinAToy

#RuinAToy @midnight G.I. Tract Joe
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#RuinAToy @midnight Silly Pussy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#RuinAToy @midnight Retch-A-Sketch
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#RuinAToy @midnight Stinkin' Logs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#RuinAToy @midnight Raggedy Ann Coulter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#RuinAToy @midnight Allergic Reaction Figures
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#RuinAToy @midnight My Little Kony
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 12, 2017

#DogCelebs

#DogCelebs @midnight Beyonce, AKA, Queen Beagle
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 13, 2017

#DogCelebs @midnight Kai Ken Burns
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 13, 2017

#DogCelebs @midnight Pomeranian Michael Black
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 13, 2017

#DogCelebs @midnight Woof Blitzer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 13, 2017

#DogCelebs @midnight Barky Bark and the Funky Bunch
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 13, 2017

#DogCelebs @midnight Basenji Gordon Libby
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 13, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Pride and President
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Eat, Pray, Love, Shoot Something
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Green Eggs and Spam
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

(I used this one before for #MillennialBooks on May 6, 2016.)

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Make Way for Trumplings
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Harry Potter and the Half-wit President
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Tuesdays With Maury Povich
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight Anna Karenina Gets Deported
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#MakeABookAmerican @midnight A Series Of Unfortunate Events 2017: The Perfidious President
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 17, 2017

#TechCelebs

#TechCelebs @midnight Keb Modem
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 18, 2017

#TechCelebs @midnight Bernie iMac
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 18, 2017

#TechCelebs @midnight Silicondoleezza Rice
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 18, 2017

#TechCelebs @midnight Mike Rowebot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 18, 2017

#TechCelebs @midnight Jay-CTRL-Z
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 18, 2017

#SexyPolitics

#SexyPolitics @midnight Mitch McConnellingus
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 19, 2017

#SexyPolitics @midnight E Pluribus Ooooh... Mmmmm.....
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 19, 2017

#SexyPolitics @midnight Cloture (I have no idea what this is, but it's always sounded really dirty.)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 19, 2017

#SexyPolitics @midnight Randy Paul
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 19, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Lady Marmalade on Toast
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight All About That Sea Bass
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Knights in White Sauce
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight We Built This City on Pork Roll
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Filayla
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Happiness Is A Warm Gumbo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Baby Got Baby Back Ribs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight I Sauteed Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Just A Grill
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#GuyFieriSongs @midnight Grills, Grills, Grills
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 20, 2017

#SexySports

#SexySports @midnight 10-meter muff diving
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight Stripper pole vaulting
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight Double-penetration dribble
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight Softcoreball
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight The Oakland Vibraiders
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight The XXX Games
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight The Women's Marathong
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight Ooh-la-lacrosse
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#SexySports @midnight Boob Costas
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 24, 2017

#RedneckAMovie

#RedneckAMovie @midnight Return of Jed
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight The Bubbadook
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight Kubo and the Two Teeth
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight Alien: That Shit is REAL
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight A View To A Yokel
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight Captain 'Murica
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight Hillbilly Elliot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight The Secret Life of Clampetts
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#RedneckAMovie @midnight The Moonshining
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 25, 2017

#DrunkBands

#DrunkBands @midnight Rum DMC
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight Aeroshmish
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight Ricky Martini
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight New Kids Off The Wagon
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight Stuportramp
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight The Cure For A Hangover
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight The Tragically Hip Flasks
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight Queens of the Drinking Age
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight Beers For Fears
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight 7 & 7 Horse @7Horse_
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight KraftBeerwerk
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight Electric Bud Light Orchestra
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#DrunkBands @midnight NWAA
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 26, 2017

#FoodVillains

#FoodVillains @midnight Snidely Whipmashed Potatoes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Emperor Palpatato
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Donald Trump Steak
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight El Chapo Gooseman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight El Chapotato
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Kaiser Roll Soze
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight McDonalds Trump
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Skylard
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Grand Moff Tarducken
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Darth Malted Milk Balls
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight The Penguini
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Hans Gruburger
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight The Terminatortellini
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Loki Lime Pie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Hail Hydraponic!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#FoodVillains @midnight Thanos Rancheros
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 27, 2017

#DogSongs

#DogSongs @midnight Bark, the Herald Angels Sing
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Woof, There It Is
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight I Want To Hold Your Hound
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Caninety-nine Luftballoons
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Hungry Like The Woof
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight What Is Hip Displasia?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Bark On Through - by The Labradoors
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Sexual Heelers
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Collie Maybe
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Dachshund Of The Bay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Pitbulls On Parade
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017

#DogSongs @midnight Total Eclipse of the Heartworm
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) January 31, 2017