#BabyTV

#BabyTV @midnight Suckling at Momma's Twin Peaks
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 1, 2017

#BabyTV @midnight Twenty-onesie Jump Street
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 1, 2017

#BabyTV @midnight Toddler Margaret
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 1, 2017

#FloridaABook

#FloridaABook @midnight Stand Your Ground By Me
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 2, 2017

#FloridaABook @midnight To Kill A... Fuck It, Anything
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 2, 2017

#FloridaABook @midnight Great Expectations, Horrible Reality
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 2, 2017

#FloridaABook @midnight David Coppafeel
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 2, 2017

#FloridaABook @midnight The War Of The Disneyworlds
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 2, 2017

#FloridaABook @midnight 20,000 Tourists Under The Sea
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 2, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight 91der Woman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight Thorty-something
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight Drunken Stuporman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight Colostomossus
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight Gray Panther
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight Black Actual Widow
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#SuperOldHeroes @midnight Cataractswoman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 3, 2017

#CaliforniaMovies

#californiamovies @midnight The San Andreas Fault In Our Stars
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight The Secret Life Of Walter Yosemite
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight Vegan For Vendetta
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight On Golden Gate Bridge Pond
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight Sacramemento
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight Avatar Pits
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

I think this one woulda sounded better as "The La Brea Avatar Pits."

#CaliforniaMovies @midnight Bad Santa Monica
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#CaliforniaMovies @midnight Fresno Country For Old Men
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#CaliforniaMovies @midnight Oroville Reservoir Dogs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#CaliforniaMovies @midnight Silicon Valley Of The Dolls
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#CaliforniaMovies @midnight Rambotox
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight How High Colonic?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Better Than The Rest Of The Country
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight The Fabulous Bakersfield Boys
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#californiamovies @midnight Death Valley Becomes Her
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 7, 2017

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote

Moon sounds like womb.

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight Prepare to meet thy womb
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 8, 2017

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! To the womb!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 8, 2017

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight That's no womb, that's a space station.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 8, 2017

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight We choose to go to the womb not because it's easy, but because it is hard.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 8, 2017

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight That's not a wife, THIS is a wife!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 8, 2017

#AddAWomanImproveAQuote @midnight Ours is not to question why, ours is but to do Diana.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 8, 2017

#RussianTVShows

#RussianTVShows @midnight The Slav Boat
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#RussianTVShows @midnight Luke KGB
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#RussianTVShows @midnight The AK-47 Team
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#RussianTVShows @midnight Nyet Smart
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#RussianTVShows @midnight How I Met Your Mother Russia
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#RussianTVShows @midnight Nyetmidnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#RussianTVShows @midnight Mike & Molotov
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 9, 2017

#MonsterSongs

#MonsterSongs @midnight When a ManBearPig Loves A Woman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Timberserker
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Trolling In The Deep
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Magic Succubus
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Noserferatu For Tea
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight What If Godzilla Was One Of Us?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Tonight's The Night Terrors
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Da Doo Ron Sauron
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Necromancer Duke
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight You've Got A Fiend In Me
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight When Johnny Strikes Up The Bandersnatch
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#MonsterSongs @midnight Banshee Bangs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 10, 2017

#InternetAMovie

#InternetAMovie @midnight Modem Money
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie @midnight M*A*S*Htag
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie @midnight Facebook/Off
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie @midnight The DaVinci Codec
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie @midnight The King Of DotComedy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie #AtMidnightSXSW @midnight Tinder Mercies
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie #AtMidnightSXSW @midnight John Wiki
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie #AtMidnightSXSW @midnight Meme-ento
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie @midnight #AtMidnightSXSW The HotSpot Chick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie #AtMidnightSXSW @midnight Attack The AdBlock
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie #AtMidnightSXSW @midnight IP, Robot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie @midnight #AtMidnightSXSW Suicide GeekSquad
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#InternetAMovie #AtMidnightSXSW @midnight Man On Firefox
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 11, 2017

#ButtScience

I'm totally bummed that the Einstein one didn't get ANY love.

#ButtScience @midnight Zwei Fraulines, Ein Stein
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 14, 2017

#ButtScience @midnight J. Robert Oppenheinie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 14, 2017

#DrugMovies

#DrugMovies @midnight Black Avatar Heroin
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight The DaVinci Codeine
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight There's Something About Mary Jane
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight The Empire Strikes Crack
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight Jackie Brown Acid
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight Ibuprofin, Robot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight So I Married A Xanax Murderer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight Claritin-Tin
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#DrugMovies @midnight American History Ecstasy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 15, 2017

#MillennialDisney

#MillennialDisney @midnight Non-judgemental Acceptance Of All Forms Of Beauty And The Beast
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MillennialDisney @midnight Whistle While You Twerk
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MillennialDisney @midnight Snow White Privilege
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MillennialDisney @midnight The Jungle Facebook
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MillennialDisney @midnight Snow White and the 7 People You Won't BELIEVE She's Living With!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MillennialDisney @midnight Steampunk Willie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MillennialDisney @midnight Donald Cuck
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 16, 2017

#MakeASongIrish

#MakeASongIrish @midnight Istanbul, Not Lepreconstantinople
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 17, 2017

#MakeASongIrish @midnight Shamrock The Casbah
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 17, 2017

#MoviesThatStink

#MoviesThatStink @midnight Dirty Rotten Eggs Scoundrels
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#MoviesThatStink @midnight Peggy Sewage
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#MoviesThatStink @midnight Diaper Another Day
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#MoviesThatStink @midnight Any Star Wars movie where they go PEW! PEW! PEW!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#MoviesThatStink @midnight The Stink Panther
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#MoviesThatStink @midnight Vomit Follows
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#MoviesThatStink @midnight Smellboy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 21, 2017

#HackedTVShows

#HackedTVShows @midnight Frame
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight Orphan Black Hat
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight The Lead, with Jake Wiretapper
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight Honeypot Boo Boo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight Fear-factor Authentication
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight 21 Jump Drive
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight Parker Lewis Can't Lose His Password
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#HackedTVShows @midnight The Brady Bunch Of Wires Coming Out Of The Wall
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 22, 2017

#PastTenseSongs

#PastTenseSongs @midnight Dear Late Husband
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#PastTenseSongs @midnight Baby Had Back, Once...
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#PastTenseSongs @midnight Band Having Already Run
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#PastTenseSongs @midnight Born In What Used To Be The U.S.A.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#PastTenseSongs @midnight I Was Back In The U.S.S.R., Now I'm Home
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#PastTenseSongs @midnight Married Ladies (Did Put A Ring On It)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#PastTenseSongs @midnight Like A Stone That's Stopped Rolling
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 23, 2017

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight Just got a home mortgage with NO PROOF OF EMPLOYMENT! US economy rocks!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 24, 2017

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight Why would anyone copy the iPhone?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 24, 2017

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight Only 140 characters? This'll never last.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 24, 2017

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight Yes, we'll have flying cars in 10 years. How could we not?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 24, 2017

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight 10-year post-college plan: 6-figure salary and all loans PAID OFF! Can't miss in this economy!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 24, 2017

#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight Invest in Bear Stearns! Can't lose!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 24, 2017

#RobotHipHop

#RobotHipHop @midnight Danger Mouse, Will Robinson! Danger Mouse Will Robinson!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#RobotHipHop @midnight Android-3000
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#RobotHipHop @midnight Run DMC3PO
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#RobotHipHop @midnight R2-D2-pac
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#RobotHipHop @midnight Ice-T-1000
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#RobotHipHop @midnight Kanye Westworld
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#RobotHipHop @midnight Rap BattleBots
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 28, 2017

#DumberBroadway

#DumberBroadway @midnight Brigaduh
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 29, 2017

#DumberBroadway @midnight Godcannotspell
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 29, 2017

#DumberBroadway @midnight The Three Pennies Short Of A Shilling Opera
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 29, 2017

#DumberBroadway @midnight The Mikadurrrrr
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 29, 2017

#DumberBroadway @midnight Spittler On The Roof
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 29, 2017

#JapanAMovie

#JapanAMovie @midnight Nagasaki Largo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#JapanAMovie @midnight To Wong Fuji, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#JapanAMovie @midnight I Am Samurai
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#JapanAMovie @midnight Local Hirohito
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#JapanAMovie @midnight Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Konichiwa
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#JapanAMovie @midnight Sony, I Married An Axe Murderer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#JapanAMovie @midnight Toyota Story
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 30, 2017

#CowTV

#CowTV @midnight This Is Us Chewing Cud, starring Milana Bovinetrub @MintMilana
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 31, 2017

#CowTV @midnight Bull Frontal with Samantha Beef @iamsambee
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 31, 2017

#CowTV @midnight Moolighting
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 31, 2017

#CowTV @midnight Cattlestar Galactica
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 31, 2017

#CowTV @midnight Double Dairy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) March 31, 2017