#OneLetterOffTvShows

#OneLetteroffTvShows @midnight Orphan Blank
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetteroffTvShows @midnight Star Trek: The Newt Generation
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Stab Trek
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight World Pews Tonight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Rice and Morty
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Family Gut
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight The Talking Deaf
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Wide World of Snorts
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Storage Wads
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Jessica Jokes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight America's Not Talent
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight The Prince Is Right
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#OneLetterOffTvShows @midnight Pimp My Bride
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 1, 2017

#HornyAuthors

#HornyAuthors @midnight Ayn Randy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 2, 2017

#HornyAuthors @midnight Margaret Atwoody
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 2, 2017

#HornyAuthors @midnight Sebastian Hunger
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 2, 2017

#HornyAuthors @midnight Leon Hot-to-Trotsky
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 2, 2017

#HornyAuthors @midnight Virginia Woolf-whistle
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 2, 2017

#FootballMovies

I found myself awake at 11:45 and for the first time ever, @midnight liked one of my tweets! A small step...

#FootballMovies @midnight Star Wars: The Fourth Down Awakens
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight The Atlanta Falcons and the Snowman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight Batman v. Superbowlman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight The Punt for Red October
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight Silent Running Back
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight Payton Manning Place
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight Far From The John Maddening Crowd
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

The above tweet was liked by @midnight!

#FootballMovies @midnight Star Trek: The Wrath Of Concussions
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight 11 Angry Men
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight The World's Tight End @simonpegg
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight The Thin Blue Line Of Scrimmage
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#FootballMovies @midnight Ditka Follows
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 3, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight The Green Goblet
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Sauron Burgandy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

Ahem... "Burgundy."

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight President Snowflake
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Cthululu Lemon
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Idi Anice
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Adolf Hugler
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Freddy J. Crewger
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Jack The Rapper
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight Charles WomanDaughter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#SoftenABadGuy @midnight The Wicked Awesome Witch of the West
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 7, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian

I can't believe there was no love for "Didgeridoogie Howser."

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight NBC's The Wallabee
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight Ayer's Rock From The Sun
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight @ 4PM The Next Day
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight Didgeridoogie Howser, M.D.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight Eastbound and Down Under
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight Kangaroo Paul's Drag Race
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight Don't Trust The Wallaby in Apt. 23.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight The 700 Things That Can Kill You Club
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight Oz Oz Oz! (Oi Oi Oi!)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#MakeTVShowsAustralian @midnight According to Jim Jeffries @jimjefferies
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 8, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight The Lincoln Log Lawyer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Barrel Of 12 Monkeys
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Reservoir Pogs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Slinkey Largo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight The Hand That Rocks The Crayon
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Some Like It Hot Wheels
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight The Fisher-Price King
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Action Figure Jackson
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Gone With The Wind-up Toys
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight The Green Army Man Mile
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Stuffed Animal House
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Honkytonka Truck Man
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight That Thing You Duplo!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Tinkertoy Tailor Soldier Spy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Hula Hoop Dreams
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight The Good, The Bad, and The Snugglee
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight Toss Across The Universe
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 9, 2017

#InternetHipHop

#InternetHipHop @midnight Eazy-E-Commerce
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Straight Outta Computers
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Tupacket Switching
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight BlackHatalicious
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Linux-Manuel Miranda
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight ARPA-Kelly
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Tupac Shakernal Panic
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight IP-Diddy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight TLC++
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight A Tribe Called Guest-Login
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Faviconye West
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Sir Unix-a-lot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight IPConfig Daddy Kane
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#InternetHipHop @midnight Ctrl-Alt-Del the Funky Homosapian
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 10, 2017

#RuinA90sSong

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Dizz Knee Bland
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Smells Like Teen Spit
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight U Can't Douche This
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight What If God Made Fun Of Us?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Dump Around
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Even Flop
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Livin' La Vida DACA
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight The Rockafeller Skunk
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Baby Got Back Problems
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Possum Kingdung
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#RuinA90sSong @midnight Heart Shaped Socks
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 14, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight Wham, Bam, Thank You Mom
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight Snowed in, no bride delivery.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight Won Westminster. Time to stud.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight She thinks i'm Chris @hardwick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight Ooh, yeah... ow! My back!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight Tinder, Bumble, OKCupid... Unrequited... Stupid
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#MyLoveLifeIn5Words @midnight Hey America, like small hands?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 15, 2017

#onewordoffbooks

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Gerbil On The Train
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight Grape Expectations
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight Moby Duck
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Great Gassy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight All Quiet On The Western Omelette
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Island Of Dr. Oz
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight Jane Error
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Wilburys
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Kevin James Bible
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight Eat, Pray, Kill
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight A Tale Of Two Cuties
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight One Hundred Years Of Solenoids
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Old Man And The Sheep
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Importance Of Being Hornets
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Joy Luck Crap
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight The Reddit Badge Of Courage
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#onewordoffbooks @midnight Where The Rude Fern Grows
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 16, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight The Waste Wing
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight America's Got Tslent, People, i mean, really, the BEST talent, believe me.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

Oops, "talent."

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight Boy Meets World Powers
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight The O'Reilly Facts-Don't-Matter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight My Three Nixons
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight Hoover Wants To Be A Millionaire?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight The Truman From UNCLE
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#PresidentialTVShows @midnight The Walking Dead-eyed Press Secretary
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 17, 2017

#DickFlicks

24 likes and 5 retweets on "Free Willies." And i almost didn't tweet it because it seemed too obvious.

#DickFlicks @midnight Free Willies
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight Wall-Erection
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight The Lovely Boners
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight The Hard-on Way
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight Little Bris Sunshine
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Dick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight Semen In Black
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017

#DickFlicks @midnight Cheney Reaction
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) February 28, 2017