#TrumpTeachesHistory

I was travelling and without power in Shunk, so didn't participate in this one. All i could think of, though, was "Let's hear it for our veterans, who triumphed so tremendously at Pearl Harbor..."

#HonestTVShows

#HonestTVShows @midnight NBC Nightly Snooze
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight KIT Rider
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight Orange Is The New Combination Of Red And Yellow
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight Malcolm In The Third Spot Out Of Four
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight Who Wants To Be A Roughly $600,000 After Taxes-airre?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight Some In The Family
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight An Unclaimed Territorial Island That Gilligan Was On
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#HonestTVShows @midnight Storage Haggles
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 3, 2017

#SexyComedy

#SexyComedy @midnight Wayland deflowers Madame
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2017

#SexyComedy @midnight Ron Felches
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2017

#SexyComedy @midnight Hasan Menage á Trois
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2017

#SexyComedy @midnight Jason Love Jones
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2017

#SexyComedy @midnight The Red Dick Comedy Tour
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 4, 2017

#StarWarsTaughtMe

#StarWarsTaughtMe that 48" fluorescent tubes make awesome light sabers! @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 5, 2017

#StarWarsTaughtMe that crazy old men with laser swords is no basis for a system of government. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 5, 2017

#StarWarsTaughtMe that the space-druid look can be pretty badass. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 5, 2017

#GameOfThronesTVShows

#GameOfThronesTVShows @midnight Iron Throne Chef
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 9, 2017

#GameOfThronesTVShows @midnight WesterosWorld
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 9, 2017

#GameOfThronesTVShows @midnight Reddish
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 9, 2017

#GameOfThronesTVShows @midnight Stark Search
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 9, 2017

#GameOfThronesTVShows @midnight Dancing With The Starks
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 9, 2017

#NewNBATeams

#NewNBATeams @midnight The DC Swamp Things
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Florida Shooters
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Portland Baristas
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Vermont Whities
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Minnesota Snotsicles
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Chappequa Smugs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Burlington Flannels
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#NewNBATeams @midnight The Coruscant Jedis
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 10, 2017

#RuinMetal

#RuinMetal @midnight Rape Against The Machine
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Highway To Hello
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Quiet RyeBread
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Panterrible
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Ratt Poison
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Enter Blandman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Chevy Astrovan Halen
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Blue Oyster Cute
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Harold And The Deep Purple Crayon
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#RuinMetal @midnight Shlameal Panther @Steel_Panther
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 11, 2017

#MomInFiveWords

#MomInFiveWords @midnight Love you. STOP CALLING ME!!!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2017

#MomInFiveWords @midnight You had sex with Dad?!?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2017

#MomInFiveWords @midnight Prostitution IS a job, Mom!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 12, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Larva Bunny
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Pudgy Pig
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Screechy Bird
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Semitic Sam
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Edsel Fudd
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Meth Racer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#FirstDraftCartoons @midnight Aqua Baked Teen Weed High Hunger Force
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 16, 2017

#BroQuotes

#BroQuotes @midnight Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, i'll bang 'em all.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2017

#BroQuotes @midnight The Jaeger-shot heard 'round the world.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2017

#BroQuotes @midnight In the beginning, god created the heavens and the earth, and it was sick, bro!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 17, 2017

#MakeASongBoring

#MakeASongBoring @midnight Baby Got Back From The Dry Cleaners
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2017

#NSFW90sShows

#NSFW90sShows @midnight Parker Lewis Can't Lube
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2017

#NSFW90sShows @midnight The XXX Files
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 19, 2017

#InternetBands

#InternetBands @midnight Meme First and the Gimme Gimmes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017

#InternetBands @midnight The Foobar Fighters
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017

#InternetBands @midnight The Google Dolls
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017

#InternetBands @midnight The Greatful Deadspin
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017

#InternetBands @midnight Rage Against The Machine Learning
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017

#InternetBands @midnight U2-factor Authentication
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017

#InternetBands @midnight Panterabytes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) May 31, 2017