#CandySongs

@midnight #CandySongs Good n Plenty God, by Kandy Korn
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs For What It's Werthers
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs Skittle Red Corvette
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs Jujubeegees
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs The Mounds of Silence
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs Hurts So Good N' Plenty
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs Rolo Ver Beethoven
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs Bit O' Honey Don't
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs Three Musketeers of a Clown
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

@midnight #CandySongs The Midnight Special Dark
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 1, 2016

#SexySuperheroes

@midnight #SexySuperheroes Truth Or Daredevil
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 2, 2016

@midnight #SexySuperheroes Jessica Love Jones
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 2, 2016

@midnight #SexySuperheroes Wonder-bra Woman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 2, 2016

@midnight #SexySuperheroes Green Lantern Your Head and Cough... (ok, not that sexy.)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 2, 2016

#2016ElectionInAMovie

Up to this point. i'd had my Twitter account linked to my Facebook account, so i'd always sent the Hashtag Wars tweets directly to @Midnight so that they wouldn't flood my Facebook feed. Unlinked the accounts.

#2016ElectionInAMovie Star Wars: The Fourth Estate Awakens @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 3, 2016

#2016ElectionInAMovie The Frauds Must Be Crazy @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 3, 2016

#2016ElectionInAMovie The Basket of Deplorables of Zorro @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 3, 2016

#2016ElectionInAMovie A Clockwork Orange Candidate @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 3, 2016

#5WordSeduction

#5WordSeduction You down to conjugal visit?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction Test came back mostly negative! @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction I sound like @jimjefferies @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction Hey, let's binge-watch @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction You, me, beer, condoms, skittles @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction Not furry, but furry friendly. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction I'll be tremendous, believe me. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction My horse likes to watch. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#5WordSeduction Hey... Dukes of Hazzard marathon... @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 4, 2016

#ImVotingBecause

#ImVotingBecause i really really really really really like complaining. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause i can write off financial collapse on my taxes. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause there's a kick-ass bake sale next to the polling place. This is absolutely true. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause i matter. Bigly. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause my dog can't. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause i heard something about a national erection? @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause Bill "Spaceman" Lee is running for governor of Vermont. Seriously. I am not making this up. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause i'm sick of election season. Tomorrow begins ski season! @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause Vladimir Putin told me to. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause Skynet. That is all. @midnight #ElectionDay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause the voices in my head won't SHUT UP! @midnight #ElectionDay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause how bad could a President Palpatine be, really? @midnight #ElectionDay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause every single late-night idiot with their own show TOLD me to. So, okay, fine. Whatever! @midnight #ElectionDay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#ImVotingBecause the "I Voted" stickers taste like gummy bears. @midnight #ElectionDay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 8, 2016

#2016ElectionIn3Words

#2016ElectionIn3Words For The Lose @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 9, 2016

#2016ElectionIn3Words Survivalists Seem Smart @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 9, 2016

#2016ElectionIn3Words Chief Advisor Putin @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 9, 2016

#2016ElectionIn3Words I hear wolves... @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 9, 2016

#2016ElectionIn3Words America The Tremendous @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 9, 2016

#WeedQuotes

#WeedQuotes Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Killer weed, though. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 10, 2016

#WeedQuotes Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to get really, really high. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 10, 2016

#WeedQuotes Weed my lips! No newt axes... elephant... thimble.. duuuuuuude... @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 10, 2016

#WeedQuotes Sometimes a cigar is just a big fat doobie. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 10, 2016

#WeedQuotes Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to get real high. @midnight
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 10, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight The Rolling Stores
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight The Beatless
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight Jefferson Starshit
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight Audioshave
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight Demo (Are we not men? We are Demo!)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight Jar-Z
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight W2
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight Arctic Donkeys
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight The Goo Goo Dolts
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight The Bagles
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#OneLetterOffBands @midnight Stool Kids - https://t.co/BgAZkKRaV9 @stoopkidsmusic
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 11, 2016

#ScienceCelebs

I seem to go overboard with science.

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Mitosisqo
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Biology Gordon Libby
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Biology Love & Special Relativity Sauce
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Fission Bean
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Periodic van Dyke
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Sodium Clorida
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Chris HardWittgenstein's Philosophy of Mathematics@hardwick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Boron Hubbard
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Atomic Jagger
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Genome Chomsky
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Vanilla Isotope
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Celsius Clay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Psyence
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Virus Feingold
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Chris Rocket Science
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Nucleon Russell
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Trajectory Spelling
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Tangentially Marvin
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Hydrogennifer Lawrence
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#ScienceCelebs @midnight Cosmic Ray Romano
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 15, 2016

#CatTV

#CatTV @midnight Purrfect Strangers
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Brooklyn 9-lives
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Meow, i met your mother
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Friday Night Catfights
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Calikojak
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Paws & Odor
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Nightlion
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Lives
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Star Trek, starring William Catner and Leopard Nimoy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight The O.C.lot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight The CBS Evening Mews
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight The Manx from U.N.C.L.E.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#CatTV @midnight Freaks and Geeks and Cats
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 16, 2016

#SickBands

#SickBands @midnight The Rolling Kidney Stones
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#SickBands @midnight Arctic Monkeypox
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#SickBands @midnight Bruce Springsteen and the E-coli Street Band
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#SickBands @midnight Virush
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#SickBands @midnight Def Leprosy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#SickBands @midnight Mumps & Sons
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#SickBands @midnight Tom Petty & the Heart Murmurs
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 17, 2016

#ThanksgivingMovies

I love "I'm Gonna Git You Succotash."

#ThanksgivingMovies @midnight I'm Gonna Git You Succotash
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 18, 2016

#ThanksgivingMovies @midnight Turkeanu
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 18, 2016

#ThanksgivingMovies @midnight Fifty Shades of Gravy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 18, 2016

#ThanksgivingMovies @midnight M.A.S.H. Potatoes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 18, 2016

#ThanksgivingMovies @midnight Star Trek: The Wrath of Pekahn Pie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 18, 2016

#ThanksgivingMovies @midnight Star Wars: Revenge of the Sixth Piece of Pie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 18, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Grand Theft Autocrat
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight John Legend of Zelda
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Missed
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Oregon Fail
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Personal Space Invaders
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Lee Carvalho's Pudding Challenge
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Thigh Hunter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Wreck-it Ralph Macchio
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Lara Croft: Womb Raider
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Custody Suit Larry
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Bryst
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight CattleZone
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Shawl of Duty
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#OneWordOffVideoGames @midnight Donkey Thong
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 29, 2016

#SexyDisney

#SexyDisney @midnight 69 Dalmatians
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Hey ho, hey ho, how's it going you two hos?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Bippity Boppity Booty
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Sex Toy Story
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight The Jungle Bonk
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Wham, Bambi, Thank You Ma'am
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Beauty and the Beastiality
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight The Little FrenchMaid
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight The Loin King
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight "The Happiest Place on Her Vagina"
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Peter Pansexual
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016

#SexyDisney @midnight Mulingerie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) November 30, 2016