#MyBumperSticker

@midnight #MyBumperSticker pic.twitter.com/g6Woy4YjeY
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 8, 2016

@midnight #MyBumperSticker pic.twitter.com/oMm3lrZH7A
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 8, 2016

@midnight #MyBumperSticker pic.twitter.com/bvlf3ddvNO
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 8, 2016

@midnight #MyBumperSticker pic.twitter.com/HU0CQn6qr1
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 8, 2016

@midnight #MyBumperSticker pic.twitter.com/1XB67eZFnm
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 8, 2016

#BabyBroadway

@midnight #BabyBroadway South Pacifier
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway Bam-bamalot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway The Pirates of Poopie-pants
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway Avenue Cutey-pie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway Oklahomama!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway Cries & Dolls
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway Finian's Reading Rainbow
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

@midnight #BabyBroadway The Rocky Horror Show in My Diaper
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 14, 2016

#GraduationAdviceIn3Words

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Cops LIKE bribes
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Ramen is food
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words No one cares
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Diploma? Nobody cares.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Better learn Chinese
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Ketchup packets free
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Weed cures... um...
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Follow your lust
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Give up now
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words You're average. Deal.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words One word: Sesquipedalian.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

@midnight #GraduationAdviceIn3Words Catchy Twitter name
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 15, 2016

#DadSongs

@midnight #DadSongs Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 16, 2016

@midnight #DadSongs All About That Bass I Caught Up At The Lake Last Summer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 16, 2016

@midnight #DadSongs Born To Pun
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 16, 2016

@midnight #DadSongs Here Comes The Pun
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 16, 2016

@midnight #DadSongs Grills, Grills, Grills
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 16, 2016

@midnight #DadSongs I'm A Barbie-Q
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 16, 2016

#OceanMovies

@midnight #OceanMovies ShellBoy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies Humpback Mountain
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies There's Something About Marianas Trench
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies A View To A Krill
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies Star Trek: Into Sharkness
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies Octopus In Boots
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies Valley Of The Dolphins
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

@midnight #OceanMovies A Starfish Is Born
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 17, 2016

#BasketballMovies

@midnight #BasketballMovies 3-Point Break
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Free Throw Willy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies The Twilight Zone Defense
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Dude, Where's My Kareem?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Larry Birdman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Double Dribble Indemnity
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Nothin' But Network
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies The Swish!-es of Eastwick
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Dr. J. and the Women
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Dr. J. and Silent Bob Strike Back
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Up In The Air Jordans
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

@midnight #BasketballMovies Bobby Knight And Day
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 21, 2016

#ComicBookSongs

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Play That Funky Music, Hellboy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Ding Dong, The Scarlet Witch Is Dead!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Whole Little Lotta Love
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Walking Dead Like An Egyptian
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Daredevil With The Blue Dress
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Whoot, Thor It Is
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

@midnight #ComicBookSongs Your Body Is A Wonder Woman
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 22, 2016

#RuinAVideoGame

@midnight #DogJobs Lumber Jack Russell Terrier
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Labrador Technician
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Assistant to Michael Bay
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Reporter for C-SPANiel
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Assistant to Angela Basset
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Chowboy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Table Setter
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Senate Majority Whippet
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs Accounts Shar Payable
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #DogJobs The Peace Corgi (or the Marine Corgi)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 23, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Doom Shakalaka
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Ass-teroids
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Leisure Suit Larry King
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame MySpace Invaders
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Angry Turds
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Mortal Comcast
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Womb Raider
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame MarioFart
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

@midnight #RuinAVideoGame Lady Galaga
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 24, 2016

#VisitBritainBecause

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause it's a great way to shed those extra pounds.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause of the great food, the fantastic weather, the... oh wait, i was thinking of ANYWHERE ELSE.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause it's great. It's literally great.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause I'm So Bored With The U.S.A.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause it's a @hardwick free zone, oh wait, dammit, he's there too now.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause you're an American and you're too stupid to notice that you're not in France.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause they speak funny american.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause they have castles. Real ones, not @NathanFillion ones.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

@midnight #VisitBritainBecause the people there will insult you in the politest way possible, you fuck-muppet.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 28, 2016

#BadMonsterMovies

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies AMC Gremlins
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Cures of the Werewolf
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Snackula
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Pride of Frankenstein
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Manos: Hands of Some Guy
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies The Creature From The Pink Lagoon
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Jaws II: Upper and Lower Mandible
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Logically, It Follows. QED.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Godzilla vs. A Moth
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

@midnight #BadMonsterMovies Loverfield
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 29, 2016

#RuinShakespeare

@midnight #RuinShakespeare The Force, the force, my kingdom for the force!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 30, 2016

@midnight #RuinShakespeare Shall i compare thee to a summer's day? Nah.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 30, 2016

@midnight #RuinShakespeare King Leer
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 30, 2016

@midnight #RuinShakespeare Out! Out! Damned spot on my carpet!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) June 30, 2016