#KenBoneFacts

Ken Bone was a US citizen who asked a question at one of the presedential debates (wearing a red sweater).

@midnight #KenBoneFacts He came up with the idea for "New Coke."
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

@midnight #KenBoneFacts He can burp the Star Spangled Banner.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

@midnight #KenBoneFacts Surprisingly few incidents involving charging bulls.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

@midnight #KenBoneFacts Also undecided about whether to chew sugarless gum.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

@midnight #KenBoneFacts Collects red lint.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

@midnight #KenBoneFacts Former world heavyweight skeeball champion.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

@midnight #KenBoneFacts Once made it to the second round on Singled Out.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 11, 2016

#GuyFieriBooks

@midnight #GuyFieriBooks One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish on a bed of rice
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 12, 2016

@midnight #GuyFieriBooks Great Expectations, Lousy Service, Low Tip
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 12, 2016

@midnight #GuyFieriBooks The Holy Imbible
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 12, 2016

@midnight #GuyFieriBooks Moby Duck a l'Orange
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 12, 2016

@midnight #GuyFieriBooks Of Mice and Menus
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 12, 2016

@midnight #GuyFieriBooks The Art Of The Meal
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 12, 2016

#MyFinalTweetWillBe

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe Dude, texting and driving is sooo ea
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe Just got through security at the Trump inauguration!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe Anyone else have lots of guys in suits and dark glasses swarming around their house?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe I don't have to read the warning signs, i'm Homer Simpson!
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe Oh yeah, Putin? You and what army?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe Ok, car is sinking... filling with water... losing cell recep
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe They CANCELLED @Midnight ?!!?!!?!???!?!!?!?
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe OK, internet, we're through. I'm gonna go have a REAL life now. Seeya never, losers.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

@midnight #MyFinalTweetWillBe Why would Anonymous ever target me? They're a bunch of idiots.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 13, 2016

#VideoGameCelebs

@midnight #VideoGameCelebs Galaga Gadot
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 18, 2016

@midnight #VideoGameCelebs DonKing Kong
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 18, 2016

@midnight #VideoGameCelebs Missile Commandy Moore
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 18, 2016

#AddAMovieRuinAMovie

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie A Star Wars Is Born
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie Star Wars: The Force Awakenings
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie 12 Monkeybones
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie What About Bob Roberts
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie Star Wars: The Return of the Jaws
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Beautiful Mind
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie October Skyfall
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie It's A Wonderful Life Of Brian
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie Raging Bull Durham
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie The Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

@midnight #AddAMovieRuinAMovie Dirty Dancing With Wolves
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 19, 2016

#BaseballBands

@midnight #BaseballBands Infield Fly Ja Rule
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

@midnight #BaseballBands Kid 'n Double Play
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

@midnight #BaseballBands Ken Griffey Dinosaur Jr.
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

@midnight #BaseballBands Full Count Basie
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

@midnight #BaseballBands Home Run DMC
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

@midnight #BaseballBands On-deck Circle Jerks
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

@midnight #BaseballBands Grateful Bases Loadead
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 26, 2016

#NicerRap

@midnight #NicerRap NWA (Nice White Artists)
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 27, 2016

@midnight #NicerRap Orange Tang Clan
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 27, 2016

@midnight #NicerRap Politely-ask-to-examine-one's-things Dogg
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 27, 2016

@midnight #NicerRap Accept The Power
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 27, 2016

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words

@midnight #ScaryStoriesIn5Words Dad wants to be "friends."
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 28, 2016

@midnight #ScaryStoriesIn5Words Senior thesis all in haiku
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 28, 2016

@midnight #ScaryStoriesIn5Words Eat, Pray, Love, Get Stabbed
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 28, 2016

@midnight #ScaryStoriesIn5Words The Babysitter is Donald Trump
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 28, 2016

@midnight #ScaryStoriesIn5Words Breaking Bad all a dream
— Adam Ford (@Puttyhead) October 28, 2016