Damon Is A Pulp

1985

Damon is my friend from high school. I think on a bus trip somewhere a bunch of kids were making up rhymes to match some song of the day. The one for Damon was "I want to be like Damon Schreiber; I want to be a whole wheat fiber." Well, somehow from fiber we extrapolated pulp and this phrase was born. We wanted it to be the new catch phrase to sweep the nation, but it never quite caught on.